fatitalianbroad:

My romantic life, summed up in one product.

fatitalianbroad:

My romantic life, summed up in one product.

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lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

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snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

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4insley:


The older I get the more this resonates with me
4insley:


The older I get the more this resonates with me

4insley:

The older I get the more this resonates with me

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vinegod:

how i feel when i wear glasses vs how i feel without them. by AlliCattt

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rapunzelie:

the concept of liking someone and them liking you back and you deciding to date each other literally just fucking baffles me because it has never once happened for me in my entire life

how are you all doing this

how are you people making it look so easy

how are you finding people who like you back and want to date you and then actually do it

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that-one-chubby-guy:

celestialcyanide:

thestripperdiaries:

ITS TIME.

mattressblowoutsale:

Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account

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and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

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